Sunday, October 16, 2005

THE RETURN OF THE GOOGLE GAME

Once again it is time for the Rude and somewhat eerily accurate GOOGLE GAME.The rules are always the same as before, enter Google and the word and watch the "score" or "hits", ( or as some say the "Smacks"). It is still a relevant indicator of what people are googling and talking about online. ( Whether the White House likes it or not-and they "ignore" all the polls anyway- so Who cares??!! Yet somehow the Google Game always seems to correlate with the polls....hmmmm)

****HEY, A LITTLE WARNING TO REPUG THUGS; Every time I have posted this somewhat mildly offensive and rude game , I have been visited by some pretty rude comments.I don't have time for such crap- and will quickly and quietly sweep you off my blog. Oh, and the last more persistant prick was outed on my blog for his employer ( FEDS) and his porn problem ( I did indeed do a little Research, when he got way too rude)...Don't trifle with me....I ain't got the time for your slime.

**** The above rhyme is lovingly and respectfully dedicated to Dr.Seuss*****

Disclaimer::::( For the Math Scholars and Statistical Wonder kids- last
Round of Google Game was played on Sept.11,2005
feel free to compare results..there are some signifigant changes)

GOOGLE:::::
President +failure = 56,500,000
Bush + failure = 24,700,000
Bush + lies = 22,900,000
Bush + criminal = 20,600,000
Bush + war criminal = 17,000,000
Bush + murder = 16,600,000
Bush + stupid = 16,300,000
Bush + conspiracy = 13,200,000
Bush + illegal war= 13,100,000
Bush + dirty = 12,100,000
Bush + war crimes = 11,900,000
Bush =propaganda = 11,600,000
Bush + Fired = 11,200,000
Bush + fraud = 11,700,000
Bush + jail = 10,600,000
Bush + arrest = 9,670,000
Bush + rascism = 7,270,000
Bush + Nixon = 7,180,000
Bush + corrupt = 6,840,000
Bush + drunk = 6,440,000
Bush + Hitler = 6,020,000
Bush + idiot = 5,940,000
Bush + nazi = 5,800,000
Bush + indictment =4,020,000
Bush + no balls = 3,430,000
Bush + dictator = 3,620,000
Bush + small balls = 2,180,000
Bush +fascism = 2,570,000
Bush + arrogant = 2,600,000
Bush + incompetent = 2,430,000
Bush + impeach = 2,070,000
Bush + prick = 1,570,000

** Please note that the [ Bush + murder] did in no way refer to
threats to him, it was in reference to his own illegal activities.
**** Someone has been "tidying" Rove and Cheney's numbers-
which takes all of the fun out of this project. sorry.
***** Our apologies that once again No Balls outscored Small Balls.
We just report the results, can't rig this thing.

4 comments:

No Blood for Hubris said...

Hi. I've visited your blog before, but you sort of stopped for awhile. Glad to see you're back. Yes, I have noticed the Ari thing--he seems a bit nervous. Well deserved, I think.

enigma4ever said...

Thanks for your comment....yup, I am back...I did some NOLA work and then had some other obstacles throw a wrench in September- I am back...nice to know there is another Blogging Buddhist out there....I keep windering if we're next on Dubya's religous hit list....

cruelanimal said...

Hi. I enjoyed reading your blog -- especially this post on the Google Game. It made me want to play, too:

bush + dipshit = 139,000
bush + chickenhawk = 281,000
bush + braindead = 134,000
bush + impotent = 612,000
bush + bulging codpiece = 852
bush + agent of the horned one = 1,6000,000

Keep up the good work, and I'm adding you to my blogroll.

Stephen McArthur said...

Clinton+criminal is only half that of Bush+criminal...he was only have the crook?